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rip-homegirl:

im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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